syasya / certified film hoe

i'm sorry that fight club is in my top 4 but it's true

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  • Ghost in the Shell

    Ghost in the Shell


    nobody asked for this. literally no one asked for scarlet johansson to play a japanese character.

  • A Cure for Wellness

    A Cure for Wellness


    1 star for cinematography and 1 1/2 starfor dane dehaan with a missing front tooth. Because i have no idea what's going on

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  • Bubble Boy

    Bubble Boy


    ┃┃╱╲ in this
    ┃╱╱╲╲ house
    ╱╱╭╮╲╲ we rate every
    ▔▏┗┛▕▔ jake gyllenhaal movie
    Not less than 4 stars
    ╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲

  • Inglourious Basterds

    Inglourious Basterds


    aldo raine: i speak the most italian
    aldo raine: a river there chi