Favorite films

  • Pitch Perfect
  • Sunset Boulevard
  • Romeo + Juliet
  • Labyrinth

Recent activity

  • Same Time, Next Year

  • Past Lives


  • Thor: Love and Thunder


  • Muru


Recent reviews

  • F9



    Space, giant magnets, the longest zip line ever. Flawless addition to the franchise. Perfect nonsense.

  • Spaceship Earth

    Spaceship Earth


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.


Popular reviews

  • Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy

    Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy


    This film is so unlike anything I've seen Hollywood churn out recently that I was genuinely staggered. You have to concentrate. Hard. For the entire film. Alfredson gives you no easy routes, and you find yourself crossing your eyes in frustration. Is this a flashback? Is this guy dead? What's happening here? And yet despite how much effort you have to put in, the atmospheric approach makes it seem worth it. A malevolent, dreary London; a secret service turned corrupt…

  • Zardoz



    Actual IMs sent while watching this movie:

    7:35 PM omg what is this?! his beard is drawn on with a PEN
    7:36 PM do I need to be high to understand this??
    7:37 PM sean connery has a BRAID
    7:54 PM why is sean connery wearing red nappies?
    8:09 PM i love how in the future noone wears a bra
    8:12 PM and now Charlotte Rampling is giving a lecture on what causes erections
    8:18 PM the vortex men are…