Zardoz ★★

Actual IMs sent while watching this movie:

7:35 PM omg what is this?! his beard is drawn on with a PEN
7:36 PM do I need to be high to understand this??
7:37 PM sean connery has a BRAID
7:54 PM why is sean connery wearing red nappies?
8:09 PM i love how in the future noone wears a bra
8:12 PM and now Charlotte Rampling is giving a lecture on what causes erections
8:18 PM the vortex men are pretty girly. they all have perms and wear scoop necked tops
8:25 PM OH! old people zombie attack omg
8:33 PM THE WIZARD OF OZ?! WTF I CAN'T EVEN.
8:34 PM THIS MOVIE IS AMAZEBALLS
8:40 PM sean totally just punched through some gladwrap and threw flour at everyone
8:45 PM aaaaaaaaannnnd connery is wearing a wedding dress. perfection.
8:54 PM WAIT! IT'S PEN-BEARD and he totally has a magic sphere LIKE BOWIE IN LABYRINTH
9:15 PM oh! a massacre! with boobs
9:16 PM ew. consuella is letting that hairy bandito rub up on her
9:17 PM wait. wtf?
9:18 PM omg, is that the END?!
9:20 PM OMG that was amazing. I have no idea what just happened.
9:22 PM it's awesome