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  • The Father

    The Father

    ★★★★★

    Don’t need any explanation. Just go! If you haven’t seen the trailer, DONT!!! Just GO!!

    Also, this is the first film I saw in a theater and it was super cool to be back! A phenomenal film to return to! Love the cinema

  • Thunder Force

    Thunder Force

    This is the definition of the worst film ever made! This is it! This is the lowest of the low! 2021’s Worst Film Ever! Fuck me!! I want to die!

    Everything about this is so bad! Not one good thing about this! I wanted to stop this madness when Melissa McCarthy said, “Have you heard of Fortnite?”

    Fuck you!🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻

    I was expecting bad, but this is like a black hole of pure hell! Why Octavia Spencer?! WHY!?

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  • Ran

    Ran

    ★★★★★

    What a fucking masterpiece!!

    The cinematography, the acting, the story, the colors, it’s absolutely perfect! Without a doubt, my favorite Kurosawa film. The title says it all, “chaos”! It’s his most bloody film I’ve seen from him and I’m glad he stuck to color instead of his traditional black and white style. It fits well with the themes, the Shakespearean take on King Lear, I really don’t have anything bad about this film.

    Kurosawa never misses!

  • Memories

    Memories

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Memories can be summed up as a bizarre psychological science-fiction anthology with great animation (90's anime is WAY more vibrant and stylized than today's anime), incredible score and pretty good stories. Going to go by each segment cause their are only three:

    Magnetic Rose: A super strong opening! I love the gothic and hellish space environment of this short and the atmosphere is incredible balancing the beauty with the absolute fever dream of this segment. Satoshi Kon (Perfect Blue, Paranoia…

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  • Golden Hour

    Golden Hour

    ★★

    Ralphthemoviemaker? More like Ralphthestonerbaker.

    It’s okay. Only three episodes. 40 minutes total. It’s like a student film series. Not to crazy, lots of weed. Weird audio, cinematography and editing but that’s what Ralph likes I guess.

  • My Octopus Teacher

    My Octopus Teacher

    ★★★½

    Peaceful.......and then that fucking Shark

    Fuck you😠🤜🏻🦈