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  • Sonic the Hedgehog
  • Knives Out
  • Speed Racer
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  • My Little Pony: Make Your Mark

    ★★

  • Sonic the Hedgehog 2

    ★★★★★

  • Star Trek: The Motion Picture

    ★★★

  • Star Trek: The Motion Picture

    ★★★

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  • Knives Out

    Knives Out

    ★★★★★

    Alright. Knives Out surpassed Speed Racer as my favorite movie of all time a while back, so it’s past time I wrote a long, serious review of it. Spoilers throughout.

    Setting the Stage
    “But let me assure you this, my presence will be ornamental. You will find me a respectful, quiet, passive observer of the truth.”

    The first time I saw this was not under the most ideal of circumstances. It was honestly one of the most stressful and traumatic…

  • Speed Racer

    Speed Racer

    ★★★★★

    The 2017 Queer Films Challenge

    A film directed by the Wachowski sisters

    "The truth is, I couldn't have been more proud of you. Not because you won, but because you stood up, you weren't afraid, and you did what you thought was right."

    I usually try to avoid rewatches on challenges, but that was literally impossible with this category as I've seen every single film the Wachowski Sisters have ever made. They are, quite possibly, my favorite filmmakers. Not only…

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  • My Little Pony: Make Your Mark

    My Little Pony: Make Your Mark

    Woof.

    I knew it wasn't gonna be as good as the movie, but seriously, YIKES.

    🦄 The animation dealt direct damage to my eyes. I need to go to the optometrist and get stronger glasses now. There were a few big, obvious problems. Like the fact that the ocean either didn't move at all (which was weird) or moved so slowly I was kind of uncertain whether it was moving or not (which was weirder). But the bigger problem was…

  • Star Trek: The Motion Picture

    Star Trek: The Motion Picture

    This was my first time seeing the Director's Edition and I believe my first time seeing this installment of Star Trek on the big screen in any form. And yeah, wow, the Director's Edition is so much better. It's still essentially the same movie, but there's a series of small changes that add up to make the whole thing like 900x more watchable.

    I always kind of had mixed feelings about The Motion Picture, it seemed like sometimes I'd watch…

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  • Gone with the Wind

    Gone with the Wind

    Frankly, my dear, I can't fucking believe I wasted almost 4 hours of my life watching pro-Confederacy revisionist propaganda. Nor can I believe that, even during the height of Segregation, it was lauded by critics and was nominated for and won an unprecedented number of Academy Awards. Americans are so forgiving of white supremacy when it comes from within our own borders, it just makes me want to vomit.

    And like, okay, if this were a technically brilliant film with…

  • Behind the Curve

    Behind the Curve

    *deep breath.* *sigh.* *nervous pause.*

    ok, look.

    i get that there's actually stuff to sort thru here. i get that the movie very passionately argues that it's not just "haha omg look at these weirdos." despite that being so easy and so tempting. i mean... so, so tempting. i get as i'm typing that out loud that it makes me sound like a terrible, mean-spirited person. i hope that the body of work i've presented to u all on this…