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  • The Thing
  • Eraserhead
  • The Shining
  • Donnie Darko

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  • Paranormal Whacktivity

    ½

  • 30 Nights of Paranormal Activity With the Devil Inside the Girl With the Dragon Tattoo

    ½

  • They're Watching

    ★★★

  • Elephant

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  • Paranormal Whacktivity

    Paranormal Whacktivity

    ½

    Yup, this exists. Sighs...another godawful cringe fest spoof film. At least you get to see some titties and lesbians kiss. Doesn't save the film. I guess you might get a chuckle but I didn't get shit other than a headache and being bored to death.

    Why? Why? Why did I watch this crap? I should have just finished the Metallica St Anger documentary. Lars and James arguing had more action, drama, emotion etc.
    Slipknot No. 0 Sid with his alien…

  • 30 Nights of Paranormal Activity With the Devil Inside the Girl With the Dragon Tattoo

    30 Nights of Paranormal Activity With the Devil Inside the Girl With the Dragon Tattoo

    ½

    Christopher Daniels as Bane 🤦🏻‍♂️ wtf are you doing here? At least you got paid.

    What else is there to say? Fuck this film. Stay far away from it as possible. I rather visit the Zoo or watch someone knit.
    Unfunny cringe crap.

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  • Cats

    Cats

    Congratulations, you just made a horror movie.

  • The Lighthouse

    The Lighthouse

    ★★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Another one of those films that I can say its a masterpiece from start to finish. You can tell that the people behind this project carefully took their time and effort to achieve perfection. Not some cheap crap like the Paranormal Activity sequels or Annabelle sequels or Nun where it was done pretty quick just to please the braindead audience who will watch these films cause look, spooooky dolls. Here we have a slow burn horror film that takes its…