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  • The Art of Self-Defense

    The Art of Self-Defense

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    so, uh, anyone else in this dojo got weird ideas about what it means to be a man ?

  • Starstruck

    Starstruck

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    the social network 2010 didn’t win best picture because starstruck 2010 split the vote, actually

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  • Shazam!

    Shazam!

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    you know in the breakfast club, when ally sheedy is like, β€œwhen you grow up, your heart dies”? i think about that a lot, and after watching shazam! and having it put so much love in my heart, i fully think that’s the reason most superhero movies are so exhausting. like, adults ruined superheroes and we let them. (and obviously the sheer quantity of soul sucking marvel ensemble cash grabs doesn’t help with superhero-movie-burnout, either, Haha) the facts are, if…

  • Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping

    Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping

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    she said do me like that but i couldn’t track the metaphor that said i can see you horny like a stegosaur that said again your request is so irregular she put on a beard i started looking out the exit door then a turban then a tunic she said invade my cave with your special unit i said he wasn’t in a cave but there was no stopping she demanded that i fuck her like weΒ 
    FUCKED BIN LADEN