avery’s review published on Letterboxd:
she said do me like that but i couldn’t track the metaphor that said i can see you horny like a stegosaur that said again your request is so irregular she put on a beard i started looking out the exit door then a turban then a tunic she said invade my cave with your special unit i said he wasn’t in a cave but there was no stopping she demanded that i fuck her like we
FUCKED BIN LADEN