Zola ★★★★

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

This review may contain spoilers.

fact about me, I’ve usually always been able to watch sex scenes with my parents. I don’t know what this says about me but I never feel that awkward. I just fucking stone face it and I feel nothing. If you looked at my face alone you would not know if I was watching a threesome or a rerun of house hunters. but THIS movie, amplified by the reintroduction of the big screen, was agonizing torture to watch with them and I am relieved to find that I DO have limits. And like okay it definitely wasn’t overwhelming or gratuitous for the movie or anything but I had to see a montage of weird dicks while sharing popcorn with my father that’s  unforgivable!!!! We invited my teen brother and his very sweet girlfriend to tag along if they wanted and thank god they said no because adding that to the mix would have killed me dead. Good movie though, insanely tense but still super funny :)

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