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  • Comet



    This is incredibly well acted and astonishingly poorly filmed. Somewhere buried in here is a great film with coherent themes, but if you're an aspiring director and your name's not Shane Carruth you should really, *really* shy away from the whole parallel universe idea.

    Only a madman would watch this and give Sam Esmail his own show after having seen it. Jesus.

  • The Dead Don't Die

    The Dead Don't Die



    ...lights and put it in neutral
    Stock car flamin' with a loser and the cruise control
    Baby's in Reno with the vitamin D
    Got a couple of couches sleep on the love seat

    Someone keeps sayin' I'm insane to complain
    About a shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt
    Don't believe everything that you read
    You get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve
    So shave your face with some mace in the dark
    Savin' all your food stamps and burnin' down the trailer park

    Yo, cut it

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    I don't usually write reviews, but I feel so strongly about this one that it seems appropriate to jot a few thoughts down while the film's still fresh in my head.


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