Ole Holgersen’s review published on Letterboxd:
Like your own pubertal cock, it will grow on you with time.
But like most fully grown cocks, it still feels too short...
And just like every other cock out there, it needs to be examined.
This could have been a mouthful of Lars von Trier's juicy stuff, but in the end the 4 hour short version (it's originally 5 hours and 30 minutes) never fully reaches it's climax.
To me, Nymphomaniac resembles that of a circumcised cock. It works perfectly fine, but it's not as sensitive as it could have been had it not been tampered with.
Other than that it was a hoopla, and I can't wait for the entire full length version.