my only accomplishment in life is that they showed my tumblr in a movie once, and that's about it

Favorite films

  • Breakfast on Pluto
  • Roman Holiday
  • Synecdoche, New York
  • Mulholland Drive

Recent activity

  • Dunkirk


  • I'm the Man

  • Eviction

  • A Man of Few Words

Pinned reviews

  • The Green Knight

    The Green Knight


    men exchanging blows to the head, cum belt on, lingering glances… a true christmas gay miracle

  • Arrival



    basically amy adams is the three-eyed raven with a duolingo degree

Recent reviews

  • Oppenheimer



    how bad will it be if i dress up as oppie for halloween, wrong answers only

  • Interstellar



    imagine you're timothee chalamet. your name is tom. your father is kinda meh about you. you can only tend to the crops because you're a bad student. your sister is the special kid. one day your dad goes to space. then you wake up. and you're casey affleck. mate, pick a struggle

    watched at a limited imax screening

Popular reviews

  • The Worst Person in the World

    The Worst Person in the World


    can't wait for the american remake with dakota johnson

  • Uncut Gems

    Uncut Gems


    this movie starts us right off with a psychedelic colonoscopy to signify how clenched our asses will be for the next 2 hours and 15 minutes and i call this.... and i cannot stress this enough............... poetic cinema