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  • Arrival

    Arrival

    ★★★★★

    basically amy adams is the three-eyed raven with a duolingo degree

  • The Lion King

    The Lion King

    ★★★

    you: the lions' genitalia aren't shown because it's a disney movie
    me, an intellectual: where dem lion balls at

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  • Fantastic Mr. Fox

    Fantastic Mr. Fox

    ★★★★

    fantastic mr. fox but every time they say cuss it gets faster

  • Thelma & Louise

    Thelma & Louise

    ★★★★½

    i was gonna make a thirsty brad pitt comment but hOW CAN I FOCUS ON THAT WHEN MY GIRLS INVENTED FEMINISM, LESBIANISM AND MOVIE ENDINGS AND BASICALLY SAVED MY LIFE?

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  • Eighth Grade

    Eighth Grade

    ★★★★★

    DUDE I'M SCREECHING THEY FUCKING SHOWED MY TUMBLR BLOG LIKE WHEN KAYLA WAS SCROLLING THROUGH THE HARRY POTTER TAG IN THE BEGINNING I SAW A GIFSET OF MINE FROM 2017 DUDEEEE. i don't even use tumblr anymore, i'm just shook bitch

    how proud i am to be featured in some way in this amazing fucking gem of a film

  • Snowpiercer

    Snowpiercer

    ★★★★★

    imagine getting stuck in thomas the fucking tank engine for eternity though man