a society where joaquin fucking phoenix still doesn't have an oscar, is a society i don't want to live in

basically amy adams is the three-eyed raven with a duolingo degree

gretel & hansel more like hansel you didn't do shit in this movie why you even in the title boi

IS THIS WHAT HAPPINESS FEELS LIKE?????

this movie starts us right off with a psychedelic colonoscopy to signify how clenched our asses will be for the next 2 hours and 15 minutes and i call this.... and i cannot stress this enough............... poetic cinema

when the movie ended and martin scorsese's name appeared on the screen, a woman who was sitting next to me in the theatre stood up, clapped for a little while and then said WELL DONE, MARTY for everyone to hear and i can honestly say i have never been more represented by a person in my entire life

well done, marty
well done, robert
well done, al
well done, joe
well done, harvey
well done, y'all