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  The Green Knight 2021

  ★★★★½ Watched by maria 20 Aug 2021 13

  men exchanging blows to the head, cum belt on, lingering glances… a true christmas gay miracle

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  Arrival 2016

  ★★★★★ Watched by maria 02 Aug 2019 40

  basically amy adams is the three-eyed raven with a duolingo degree

Recent reviews

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  Everything Everywhere All at Once 2022

  ★★★★½ Watched by maria 18 May 2022 4

  this is my doctor strange in the multiverse of madness

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  Fresh 2022

  ★★★ Watched by maria 31 Mar 2022

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  armie hammer not getting this role. 3 dead 20 asses amputated 1 dick eaten

Popular reviews

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  Uncut Gems 2019

  ★★★★½ Watched by maria 20 Dec 2019 41

  this movie starts us right off with a psychedelic colonoscopy to signify how clenched our asses will be for the next 2 hours and 15 minutes and i call this.... and i cannot stress this enough............... poetic cinema

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  The Worst Person in the World 2021

  ★★★★ Watched by maria 21 Jan 2022 46

  can't wait for the american remake with dakota johnson