The Secret Life of Pets 2 ★★★

my brain @ me: this movie was totally unnecessary, it was essentially a money grab, also it contained no plot whatsoever and it wasn't even THAT funny and you gotta be a weak bitch to actually enjoy it

my heart @ me: but you LOVE funny and cute animals that do funny and cute shit aND AND HARRISON FORD AND JENNY MOTHERFUCKIN' SLATE and aND I SAW YOU, YOU WERE SMILING THE ENTIRE TIME YOU LIL' WEAK BITCH

me: it really do be like that sometimes