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  • Suspiria

    Suspiria

    ★★★★½

    that olga breakdancing death scene is how it feels to chew 5 gum

  • Suspiria

    Suspiria

    ★★★★

    this movie puts the gore in gore-geous

  • Volver

    Volver

    ★★★★

    penélope cruz: *ends men while looking rad af*
    me with my phone camera: you're doing amazing sweetie!

  • Mommy

    Mommy

    ★★★★

    *cries in 1:1 aspect ratio and lana del rey's born to die*

  • Maleficent: Mistress of Evil

    Maleficent: Mistress of Evil

    ★★½

    the tagline for this should be “pornos are more original”

  • Memories of Murder

    Memories of Murder

    ★★★★½

    memories of murder

    👸🏻
    |\👐🏻
    / \_
    ━━━━━┓ \\
    ┓┓┓┓┓┃ all the other crime dramas
    ┓┓┓┓┓┃ ヽ🤡ノ
    ┓┓┓┓┓┃   /
    ┓┓┓┓┓┃ ノ)

  • All About My Mother

    All About My Mother

    ★★★★

    love me some strong women being there for each other, penélope cruz and fucking gorgeous colors

  • The Skin I Live In

    The Skin I Live In

    ★★★★

    what's her skin routine, dermatologists hate her

  • Pain and Glory

    Pain and Glory

    ★★★★

    the usage of COLOR, the GAY, the DIRECTION SKILL, that ENDING. pedro almodóvar, you utter genius

  • Before Midnight

    Before Midnight

    ★★★★

    i would like to thank richard linklater, ethan hawke and julie delpy, for not only killing my heart and my cynical and unromantic self slowly and methodically within the span of two movies and then finishing me off in my own damn country in the presence of my favorite feta cheese but for also creating one of the best trilogies of the entire fucking time!

  • Before Sunset

    Before Sunset

    ★★★★★

    there are two types of movies:
    1. before sunset
    2. every other movie

  • Before Sunrise

    Before Sunrise

    ★★★★½

    someone: are you ok?
    me, obviously in tears, devastated over a movie: yeah dude, i'm chill, lOoK aT mE cHiLlAxInG lOoK aT mE yOu FuCkInG bItCh!!!!111!!1!