• A Quiet Place Part II

    A Quiet Place Part II

    ★★★

    cillian murphy gives so many joel miller vibes here. he's unwashed, greasy, tan, bearded, traumatised, hot, bonds with a little girl who hated him at first and gets chased by post apocalyptic monsters, serves cunt and then we probably won't see him again. god bless america

  • Batman Begins

    Batman Begins

    ★★★★½

    if cillian murphy psychopath why sexy 😩

  • Inception

    Inception

    ★★★★★

    me watching this in 2010: leo 💖💃🏻👄😳💓😌💕😔💚😘
    me watching this in 2023: cillian murphy is the most beautiful man alive, thanks for coming to my ted talk

  • Sunshine

    Sunshine

    ★★★★

    if i had a nickel for every time cillian murphy set off a bomb, i would have two nickels. which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice

  • In Time

    In Time

    ★★★

    the liberal leaving my body when cillian murphy showed up with a long black leather trench coat and gel slicked back hair

  • The Delinquent Season

    The Delinquent Season

    ★½

    you put cillian murphy AND andrew scott together in a movie and you don't make them kiss? JAIL

  • The Party

    The Party

    ★★★½

    cillian murphy in his kendall roy era, coke in the bathroom, black suit with no tie, wet, sweaty, pathetic paper towel excuse of a man and yet his name is tom????

  • Red Eye

    Red Eye

    ★★★½

    i'm calling whoever he needs me to call 💃🏻👄

  • Oppenheimer

    Oppenheimer

    ★★★★★

    have never been more glued to the screen of a movie about a bunch of white men talking about white men things since 12 angry men

  • Mission: Impossible – Fallout

    Mission: Impossible – Fallout

    ★★★★

    you don't understand what you're involved in 😠💃🏻😒
    i don't understand what i'm involved in??? 😑😱🙄
    what am i involved in? 🤔😳😞

    this movie is a comedy

  • Red, White & Royal Blue

    Red, White & Royal Blue

    ★★★★★

    I KNOW THIS ISN'T A 5 STAR MOVIE BUT I DON'T CARE, ANY MOVIE THAT MAKES ME CRY LIKE THAT AND MAKES ME FEEL LIKE I CAN ACHIEVE ANYTHING IN THIS MISERABLE BLUE AND GREEN ORB IS A 5 STAR MOVIE FOR ME. GAYS GAYS GAYS GAYS GAYS 😭💖🌈

  • Barbie

    Barbie

    ★★★★★

    what is the bible i don't know her. i only know the barbile. amen