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maria has written 30 reviews for films during 2020.

  • In the Mood for Love

    In the Mood for Love

    ★★★★½

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  • Charlie's Angels

    Charlie's Angels

    ★½

    if having noah centineo in your movie isn't the worst thing about it, then we got a problem sis

  • Jumanji: The Next Level

    Jumanji: The Next Level

    ★★★

    cultural impact:

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    awkwafina as danny devito everything else

  • To All the Boys: P.S. I Still Love You

    To All the Boys: P.S. I Still Love You

    ★★★

    three things:
    1: why was this released on my birthday and not fucking valentine's day, my birthday being so close to valentine's day is not punishment enough?
    2: why did i actually watch this today
    3: peter kavinsky, you ain't shit

  • Parasite

    Parasite

    ★★★★★

    I'M SCREAMING I'M CRYING THIS IS THE BEST SHIT THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED THE FILM THAT TRULY MADE ME A CINEPHILE IS THE FIRST FOREIGN FILM TO EVER WIN BEST PICTURE WE WON bong can now finally go and drink his guts out, bless his heart

  • Little Women

    Little Women

    ★★★★½

    8 year old me: i relate to jo march
    13 year old me: i relate to jo march
    17 year old me: i relate to jo march
    22 year old me: i relate to jo march
    1040 year old me: i relate to jo march

  • Parasite

    Parasite

    ★★★★★

    yup....... this is the best movie that has ever been fucking made

  • Corpus Christi

    Corpus Christi

    ★★★★

    listen... after ethan hawke in first reformed and andrew scott in fleabag, priest movies and shows are just not the same anymore man

  • The Guest

    The Guest

    ★★★½

    i was only here to fuck dan stevens, turns out now i'm here to fuck dan stevens AND for the movie itself too. expectations = subverted

  • Just Mercy

    Just Mercy

    ★★★★

    why am i crying in the club right now

  • Cats

    Cats

    a david lynch and gaspar noé nightmarish acid trip for people who are into cat orgies

  • Breakthrough

    Breakthrough

    ★½

    i hate the oscars for many reasons this year, but the main one has to be that they subjected me to THIS train wreck of a movie