Letterboxd — Your life in film

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if having noah centineo in your movie isn't the worst thing about it, then we got a problem sis

cultural impact:

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awkwafina as danny devito everything else

three things:
1: why was this released on my birthday and not fucking valentine's day, my birthday being so close to valentine's day is not punishment enough?
2: why did i actually watch this today
3: peter kavinsky, you ain't shit

I'M SCREAMING I'M CRYING THIS IS THE BEST SHIT THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED THE FILM THAT TRULY MADE ME A CINEPHILE IS THE FIRST FOREIGN FILM TO EVER WIN BEST PICTURE WE WON bong can now finally go and drink his guts out, bless his heart

8 year old me: i relate to jo march
13 year old me: i relate to jo march
17 year old me: i relate to jo march
22 year old me: i relate to jo march
1040 year old me: i relate to jo march

yup....... this is the best movie that has ever been fucking made

listen... after ethan hawke in first reformed and andrew scott in fleabag, priest movies and shows are just not the same anymore man

i was only here to fuck dan stevens, turns out now i'm here to fuck dan stevens AND for the movie itself too. expectations = subverted

why am i crying in the club right now

a david lynch and gaspar noé nightmarish acid trip for people who are into cat orgies

i hate the oscars for many reasons this year, but the main one has to be that they subjected me to THIS train wreck of a movie