maria has written 147 reviews for films during 2020.

  • Bill & Ted Face the Music

    Bill & Ted Face the Music

    ★★★½

    keanu reeves really came and saved 2020, didn't he?

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY KEANU KING REEVES

  • The Apartment

    The Apartment

    ★★★★★

    watched at an open air movie theatre.

    a christmas-esque movie in august? more likely than you think

  • Benjamin

    Benjamin

    ★★★★

    still being a bbc merlin merthur hardcore shipper in the ungodly year of 2020, i was looking for this film for two hours, using my vpn to pay for it on amazon and getting my card declined cause it's fucking greek, then resorting to the good ol' jack sparrow p*rating, just to watch colin morgan be an awkward adorable gay

  • 12 Angry Men

    12 Angry Men

    ★★★★★

    watched at an open air movie theatre.
    when you have watched a movie three months ago for the first time and watching it again, this time on the big screen, three months later, remembering most of the details, and still being glued to the screen... you know something has been done right

  • Palm Springs

    Palm Springs

    ★★★★

    cons: the fact that i can't be stuck in a time loop with andy samberg, cristin milioti and J.K. simmons for eternity
    pros: literally everything else

  • Kiki's Delivery Service

    Kiki's Delivery Service

    ★★★★★

    how can i decide with whom i relate to the most in this movie... the young witch who talks to her black cat and always wears black, the black cat who is always a mood or the girl who lives in the woods by herself and draws birds

  • 365 Days

    365 Days

    ½

    massimo: i'm gonna fuck you so hard that they hear you scream in warsow
    christian grey: i fuck... hard
    same energy

  • Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga

    Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga

    ★★

    i know there are more important things to comment here, like dan stevens' sexy gay icon russian appeal and jaja ding dong being the new national anthem but did they just call simon and garfunkel semen and garfunkel

  • Antichrist

    Antichrist

    ★★★★

    i have a very weird relationship with lars von trier, as all of us do i think. i fucking hate his movies, but i actually don't, but i really do, but not really and i can't stop watching them when i really should but i really don't want to but i really do and it's all just......... wack

  • BlacKkKlansman

    BlacKkKlansman

    ★★★★

    is topher grace even a real person

  • Nymphomaniac: Vol. II

    Nymphomaniac: Vol. II

    ★★★

    lars von trier, you overgrown cockhair, i'm coming for you bitch

  • Nymphomaniac: Vol. I

    Nymphomaniac: Vol. I

    ★★★★

    eating the orange cheetos throughout the cock display montage was a very weird experience to say the least