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  • Cats

    Cats

    a david lynch and gaspar noé nightmarish acid trip for people who are into cat orgies

  • Breakthrough

    Breakthrough

    ★½

    i hate the oscars for many reasons this year, but the main one has to be that they subjected me to THIS train wreck of a movie

  • Queen & Slim

    Queen & Slim

    ★★★½

    where is kendall jenner with that pepsi when you need her

  • Dark Waters

    Dark Waters

    ★★★★

    love me some david fincher yellow/cyan color grading and big, evil corporations getting exposed in my movies

  • Waves

    Waves

    ★★½

    when that aspect ratio changed from widescreen to 4:3, my ass clenched along with it

  • The Peanut Butter Falcon

    The Peanut Butter Falcon

    ★★★½

    a family doesn't have to be a wife, a husband, a daughter and a son, sometimes a family can be a crazy ass crab fisherman who burns $12,000 worth of shit cause he got denied selling his stolen goods, a 22-year-old with down syndrome who runs away from his retirement home to purse his long time dream of becoming a wrestler and his uptight carer who is looking for him everywhere and so conveniently runs into both of them

  • Harriet

    Harriet

    ★★½

    really great until the movie gets in the way

  • A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood

    A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood

    ★★★½

    tom hanks wasn't even acting here, he's just always like this

  • WHAT DID JACK DO?

    WHAT DID JACK DO?

    happy birthday to the man who made me question my entire existence and my sanity on numerous occasions (inland empire has scarred me for life), i fucking love you king

  • Abominable

    Abominable

    ★★★

    So. Much. Fur.

  • Honey Boy

    Honey Boy

    ★★★★½

    forget dad astra, THIS is the daddy issues movie of 2019 and possibly of ever

  • Dolittle

    Dolittle

    ★½

    this didn't DOSHIT for me so i spend the entire runtime playing Which Celebrity Person™ Is Voicing Which Annoying Animal. what a load of.............. fun