Letterboxd — Your life in film

when hermione granger said "you have the emotional range of a teaspoon" she was talking about this movie

this was a two generations thirst watch and porn for atheists, let's all be real here

i'm thinking of asking charlie kaufman if he's okay cause i'm certainly not after this

"this is my sad face 🙂 this is my curious face 🙂 and now I'm confused 🙂"
- me throughout this whole movie. also to people who paid 30 dollars for this

keanu reeves really came and saved 2020, didn't he?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KEANU KING REEVES

watched at an open air movie theatre.

a christmas-esque movie in august? more likely than you think

still being a bbc merlin merthur hardcore shipper in the ungodly year of 2020, i was looking for this film for two hours, using my vpn to pay for it on amazon and getting my card declined cause it's fucking greek, then resorting to the good ol' jack sparrow p*rating, just to watch colin morgan be an awkward adorable gay

watched at an open air movie theatre.
when you have watched a movie three months ago for the first time and watching it again, this time on the big screen, three months later, remembering most of the details, and still being glued to the screen... you know something has been done right

cons: the fact that i can't be stuck in a time loop with andy samberg, cristin milioti and J.K. simmons for eternity
pros: literally everything else

how can i decide with whom i relate to the most in this movie... the young witch who talks to her black cat and always wears black, the black cat who is always a mood or the girl who lives in the woods by herself and draws birds

massimo: i'm gonna fuck you so hard that they hear you scream in warsow
christian grey: i fuck... hard
same energy

i know there are more important things to comment here, like dan stevens' sexy gay icon russian appeal and jaja ding dong being the new national anthem but did they just call simon and garfunkel semen and garfunkel