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  • The Ring

    The Ring

    ★★★

    all i'm saying is if this bitch wanna storm out of my fucking samsung smart tv and ruin it, she gotta buy me a new one

  • Sleepy Hollow

    Sleepy Hollow

    ★★★½

    i relate to johnny depp's character because i, too, am a dramatic little bitch

  • A Clockwork Orange

    A Clockwork Orange

    ★★★★★

    moral of the story: use a different song when singin' in the bathroom

  • Reservoir Dogs

    Reservoir Dogs

    ★★★★

    the gay is strong with this one, dawg

  • The Edge of Seventeen

    The Edge of Seventeen

    ★★★★

    i feel exposed

  • Monty Python and the Holy Grail

    Monty Python and the Holy Grail

    ★★★★

    this silly, nonsensical, quotable af piece of art is actually the 70s version of vine. ni

  • Girl, Interrupted

    Girl, Interrupted

    ★★★

    kfc sponsored this movie

  • Memento

    Memento

    ★★★★½

    finding dory + 50 first dates + inception = memento

  • The Prestige

    The Prestige

    ★★★★½

    dis some white male dick measuring contest gone wrong

  • The Lion King

    The Lion King

    ★★★★½

    now that's what i'm talking about @ the lion king (2019)

  • The Lion King

    The Lion King

    ★★

    you: the lions' genitalia aren't shown because it's a disney movie
    me, an intellectual: where dem lion balls at

  • Tolkien

    Tolkien

    ★★★

    if you claim this movie to be bad you don't know what the fuck you're tolkien about