i have a very weird relationship with lars von trier, as all of us do i think. i fucking hate his movies, but i actually don't, but i really do, but not really and i can't stop watching them when i really should but i really don't want to but i really do and it's all just......... wack
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Nymphomaniac: Vol. I 2013
eating the orange cheetos throughout the cock display montage was a very weird experience to say the least
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The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe 2005
i will defend my little simp boy edmund till the day i die
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The Half of It 2020
hella good method to split your movie into a good half and a bad half and then advertise the good half in the title, consider me impressed
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Short Term 12 2013
rami malek rubbing his cheek aggressively with purell, cleaning doors with some nice looking gloves on, eating bananas, vacuuming couches and saying the wrong shit all the time is straight up 2020 mood and possibly forever mood
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Three Colors: Blue 1993
me: *is fully aware that a movie with the word blue in the title that is part of a series titled three colors will have lots of blue in it*
movie: *has lots of blue in it*
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Force Majeure 2014
is skiing like a thing? is skiing like a thing real people do irl? or is it just a plot device for horror movies, survival movies and maybe idk... rich dads to abandon their kids and wives during a "controlled" avalanche maybe???