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  • Monos

    Monos 2019

    ★★★★ Watched 17 Jan, 2020 14

    hey academy, think you forgot something bitch

  • Countdown

    Countdown 2019

    ★½ Watched 16 Jan, 2020 3

    why the fuck isn't this a january movie. i watched it in january so i declare it a january movie, i said what I said

  • Bombshell

    Bombshell 2019

    ★★½ Watched 16 Jan, 2020 6

    how come this episode of the office wasn't just 20 minutes like the other ones

  • Last Christmas

    Last Christmas 2019

    ★★½ Watched 12 Jan, 2020 9

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    i can’t believe they made a whole movie based on the “who do you think gave you the heart” meme

  • 1917

    1917 2019

    ★★★★ Watched 11 Jan, 2020 22

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    it might be that i'm balls-i-don't-have deep into the witcher 3: wild hunt lately but this shit felt like a video game where the main quest is getting that letter to benedict cumberbatch while passing and getting help from all those English Celebrity Dudes™ and after the main quest is being competed, we got a secondary quest which is maybe optional, get the news to robb stark, tommen baratheon's brother. epic gamer moment

  • Pan

    Pan 2015

    ★½ Watched 04 Jan, 2020 22

    this is the movie i decided to start the decade with. nailed it

  • The Visit

    The Visit 2015

    ★★ Watched 30 Dec, 2019 8

    bold of m. night shyamalan to include a scene where a diaper full of shit is being shoved into someone's face to symbolize how much shit he's gonna be shoving into our faces for the next 94 minutes

  • The Aeronauts

    The Aeronauts 2019

    ★★★ Watched 29 Dec, 2019 3

    henry coxwell looks weirdly female in this movie

  • Ida

    Ida 2013

    ★★★★ Watched 29 Dec, 2019 1

    modern era, colored, 16:9 aspect ratio and english speaking movies are cancelled as of now

  • Jack and Jill

    Jack and Jill 2011

    ★ Watched 29 Dec, 2019 23

    al pacino wants to bang woman adam sandler but woman adam sandler doesn't want to bang him back so man adam sandler bangs him

  • The Two Popes

    The Two Popes 2019

    ★★★ Watched 28 Dec, 2019 7

    ok boomers

  • Jojo Rabbit

    Jojo Rabbit 2019

    ★★★½ Watched 28 Dec, 2019 6

    taika waititi is the kind of bitch who can actually pull off having "imaginary hitler" as part of his cv