maria has written 54 reviews for films rated ★★★ .

  • My Policeman

    My Policeman

    ★★★

    they should invent a harry styles that can act

  • The School for Good and Evil

    The School for Good and Evil

    ★★★

    agatha be like in case you haven't noticed, i'm weird. i'm a weirdo. i don't fit in and i don't WANT to fit in. have you ever seen me without this stupid hat on? that's weird

  • Hocus Pocus 2

    Hocus Pocus 2

    ★★★

    why must a movie be good? isn't it enough to watch the sanderson sisters perform one way or another, huge?

  • Where the Crawdads Sing

    Where the Crawdads Sing

    ★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    hashtag girlboss hashtag pinterest hashtag curtain bangs hashtag cottagecore hashtag leamichele hashtag poorcore hashtag girlmurder

  • The Mummy

    The Mummy

    ★★★

    bisexuality

  • Fresh

    Fresh

    ★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    armie hammer not getting this role. 3 dead 20 asses amputated 1 dick eaten

  • Spider-Man: No Way Home

    Spider-Man: No Way Home

    ★★★

    if i see any peter x peter x peter fics on ao3 i swear to god.........

  • Panda Bear It

    Panda Bear It

    ★★★

    i was kindly approached on my tumblr by the people behind this movie to check it out. you can find it on amazon prime and tubi!

    a win for indie cinema! with all its charms, panda bear it tells a story about grief over a tragedy in a very known but also very interesting way. best element of this is definitely the camera work, cinematography and frame composition, truly chef's kiss. the visual approach with the manifestation of the panda…

  • Into the Wild

    Into the Wild

    ★★★

    emile hirsch's character here is the equivalent of a minimalistic privileged i have one chair in my house that costs 22k dollars and an antique shitter that costs 45k and nothing else account on tik tok

  • Free Guy

    Free Guy

    ★★★

    they really gave rights to us lovely folks who make up entire backstories out of characters with one line love this rep

  • The Witcher: Nightmare of the Wolf

    The Witcher: Nightmare of the Wolf

    ★★★

    why does young geralt look like voldemort

  • I Know What You Did Last Summer

    I Know What You Did Last Summer

    ★★★

    the hook patrick sat on from spongebob squarepants episode 20 of season 1 "hooky" making an honorary guest appearance