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maria has written 30 reviews for films rated ★★★ .

  • Jumanji: The Next Level

    Jumanji: The Next Level

    ★★★

    cultural impact:

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    awkwafina as danny devito everything else

  • To All the Boys: P.S. I Still Love You

    To All the Boys: P.S. I Still Love You

    ★★★

    three things:
    1: why was this released on my birthday and not fucking valentine's day, my birthday being so close to valentine's day is not punishment enough?
    2: why did i actually watch this today
    3: peter kavinsky, you ain't shit

  • Abominable

    Abominable

    ★★★

    So. Much. Fur.

  • The Aeronauts

    The Aeronauts

    ★★★

    henry coxwell looks weirdly female in this movie

  • The Two Popes

    The Two Popes

    ★★★

    ok boomers

  • Sleepless in Seattle

    Sleepless in Seattle

    ★★★

    my mum: tom hanks looks so young here... how old was he? he looks hot
    me: sTOP MAKING ME THINK TOM HANKS LOOKS HOT MUM THIS IS NOT SOMETHING I WANT TO BE THINKING ABOUT MUM

  • Zombieland: Double Tap

    Zombieland: Double Tap

    ★★★

    i'm pretty sure i can blame or should i say thank emma stone for my addiction to leather jackets and my sarcastic personality

  • How the Grinch Stole Christmas

    How the Grinch Stole Christmas

    ★★★

    if my future kids ever ask me who baby yoda is i'm gonna show them baby grinch instead

  • Bottle Rocket

    Bottle Rocket

    ★★★

    this wes anderson kid is sure going places

  • Judy

    Judy

    ★★★

    BREAKING NEWS:
    according to tmz, renée zellweger was recently hospitalized for urgent treatment due to severe back pain caused by the burden of carrying the entire judy (2019) movie on her back
    we all wish her a speedy recovery...

  • Killer's Kiss

    Killer's Kiss

    ★★★

    even bad kubrick is better than anything else if you're catching my drift

  • Where'd You Go, Bernadette

    Where'd You Go, Bernadette

    ★★★

    the DCU (Depression Cinematic Universe) sure is excellent