maria has written 89 reviews for films rated ★★★★½ .

  • Soul



    i'm a soft ass bitch deep deep deeeeeep inside ok??

  • Cinema Paradiso

    Cinema Paradiso


    theatres: projecting movies on building walls because of quarantine
    me: nice cinema paradiso reference

  • Possession



    kramer vs. kramer's demented green-eyed cousin

  • Stalker



    i have to declare that my missing wig has been found wondering about In The Zone™

  • Brazil



    i wish i could write a review but i have to fill out a 27B-6 form first. i'm a stickler for paperwork you see

  • Rope



    the gay subtext, 1-shot (6 actually), 1948, alfred hitch(cock) dinner party murdery movie we all needed

  • There Will Be Blood

    There Will Be Blood


    daniel day-lewis really do be like my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

  • An Elephant Sitting Still

    An Elephant Sitting Still


    an elephant sitting still (2018): *4 hours long*
    the irishman (2019): write that down! write that down!

  • North by Northwest

    North by Northwest


    why is this hornier than cats (2019)?

  • The Graduate

    The Graduate


    if young dustin hoffman proposed to me while yawing, i would immediately accept

  • Being John Malkovich

    Being John Malkovich


    i want y'all to imagine this movie existing in an alternate universe where it would be about keanu reeves. imagine that "malkovich, malkovich, malkovich!" scene with a bunch of cgi keanus like agent smiths kinda thing. "reeves, reeves, reeves!". the one and true keanussance. GIVE US BEING KEANU REEVES HOLLYWOOD!

  • Dogville



    i'm actually... in fact... screaming