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maria has written 72 reviews for films rated ★★★★½ .

  • In the Mood for Love

    In the Mood for Love


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  • Little Women

    Little Women


    8 year old me: i relate to jo march
    13 year old me: i relate to jo march
    17 year old me: i relate to jo march
    22 year old me: i relate to jo march
    1040 year old me: i relate to jo march

  • Honey Boy

    Honey Boy


    forget dad astra, THIS is the daddy issues movie of 2019 and possibly of ever

  • The Apartment

    The Apartment


    now i know what i gotta do to get a promotion at work, you did good movie, advice-wise

  • Die Hard

    Die Hard


    john mcclane be walking around the nakatomi plaza barefoot like it’s a fucking quentin tarantino fantasy

  • Uncut Gems

    Uncut Gems


    this movie starts us right off with a psychedelic colonoscopy to signify how clenched our asses will be for the next 2 hours and 15 minutes and i call this.... and i cannot stress this enough............... poetic cinema

  • The Seventh Seal

    The Seventh Seal


    death is a pretty personable chap, would dm

  • Perfect Blue

    Perfect Blue


    darren aronofsky, retire bitch

  • A Separation

    A Separation


    you can be sure as hell the first thing i googled after finishing this was "WHO THE FUCK TOOK THE MONEY IN SEPARATION 2011?????"

  • Clue



    there are two types of people in this world: people who liked clue (1985) and people who are wrong

  • Knives Out

    Knives Out



  • Apocalypse Now

    Apocalypse Now


    I love the smell of marlon brando inventing acting through three seconds of screen time and literally obliterating every other actor ever in the morning. also, napalm