maria has written 150 reviews for films rated ★★★★ .

  • The Menu

    The Menu


    another entry in the eat the rich cinematic universe (etrcu)

  • Pearl



    rumor has it mia goth is still smiling at the camera to this day

  • The Invisible Man

    The Invisible Man


    an invisible man can rule the world
    _/¯ ¯\_

    nobody will see him come,
    \ 👀
    || \_
    _/¯ ¯\_👣

    nobody will see him go
    😮‍💨 /
    👣_/¯ ¯\_

    he can rob, and wreck, and kill!
    _/¯ ¯\_

  • Do Revenge

    Do Revenge


    maya hawke and camila mendes could do jennifer's body and amanda seyfried and megan fox could do do revenge. girlies do be having range

  • The Batman

    The Batman


    robert pattinson didn't give his whole emo ass pussy for this for the script to be like i am vengeance. bruce vengeance

  • Turning Red

    Turning Red


    this one goes for the anime girls, the gays and the furries

  • I Married a Witch

    I Married a Witch


    witchlight witchkeep witchboss

  • The Worst Person in the World

    The Worst Person in the World


    can't wait for the american remake with dakota johnson

  • The Tragedy of Macbeth

    The Tragedy of Macbeth


    oh hear hear thee cinnamon typography thy be very sexy indeed hail hail

  • Benedetta



    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    be god be gay do crime free the nipple virgin mary dildo amen

  • Donkey Skin

    Donkey Skin


    you know a movie is good when i didn't even bat an eye at the helicopter and just rolled with it

  • The Power of the Dog

    The Power of the Dog


    the green knight cumbelt 🤝 the power of the dog fuckcloth