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maria has written 90 reviews for films rated ★★★★ .

  • Corpus Christi

    Corpus Christi


    listen... after ethan hawke in first reformed and andrew scott in fleabag, priest movies and shows are just not the same anymore man

  • Just Mercy

    Just Mercy


    why am i crying in the club right now

  • Dark Waters

    Dark Waters


    love me some david fincher yellow/cyan color grading and big, evil corporations getting exposed in my movies

  • Richard Jewell

    Richard Jewell


    do the macarena every time they say "richard jouuul"

  • Monos



    hey academy, think you forgot something bitch

  • 1917



    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    it might be that i'm balls-i-don't-have deep into the witcher 3: wild hunt lately but this shit felt like a video game where the main quest is getting that letter to benedict cumberbatch while passing and getting help from all those English Celebrity Dudes™ and after the main quest is being competed, we got a secondary quest which is maybe optional, get the news to robb stark, tommen baratheon's brother. epic gamer moment

  • Ida



    modern era, colored, 16:9 aspect ratio and english speaking movies are cancelled as of now

  • Home Alone

    Home Alone


    we need to talk about kevin mccallister (2011), this kid is a little sadistic psychopath!

  • A Christmas Story

    A Christmas Story


    the fuck is up with these kids in these christmas movies being straight up psychopaths

  • Tangerine



    this shit just became my new favorite christmas classic

  • A Charlie Brown Christmas

    A Charlie Brown Christmas


    consider my depression fixed, my bills paid and my crops watered

  • Elf



    to anyone who doesn't like this movie i say... and i'm sorry to cuss this much... you're a cotton-headed ninnymuggins