maria has written 71 reviews for films rated ★★★★★ .

  • Weird: The Al Yankovic Story

    Weird: The Al Yankovic Story

    ★★★★★

    CINEMA IS ALIVE AND THRIVING EVERYONE

  • Scooby-Doo

    Scooby-Doo

    ★★★★★

    velma put her whole lesbianussy into this

  • Barbie: Princess Charm School

    Barbie: Princess Charm School

    ★★★★★

    celebrating the queen's funeral by watching lady di's assassination og critical piece. the crown could never <3

  • Minions: The Rise of Gru

    Minions: The Rise of Gru

    ★★★★★

    pusi tight pusi gru pusi clean pusinion mini boss

  • The Matrix Resurrections

    The Matrix Resurrections

    ★★★★★

    5 stars to piss of the terfs <3

  • Pride & Prejudice

    Pride & Prejudice

    ★★★★★

    matthew macfadyen walked so "i'd castrate you and marry you in a heartbeat" could run

  • Lamb

    Lamb

    ★★★★★

    FLOWER CROWN LAMB COULD FIX ME

  • Harry Potter 20th Anniversary: Return to Hogwarts

    Harry Potter 20th Anniversary: Return to Hogwarts

    ★★★★★

    i am crying like a motherfucker

  • Succession

    Succession

    ★★★★★

    yes hello i feel the need to review s03e09 of succession here so here goes, fuck my life, i'm emotionally distressed, gays win, i missed good television, where is season 4 i'm going to break someone's balls, thank you bye

  • The French Dispatch

    The French Dispatch

    ★★★★★

    i love this addition to the Adrien Brody Fights For A Painting Cinematic Universe (ABFFAPCU)

  • Barbie as The Princess & the Pauper

    Barbie as The Princess & the Pauper

    ★★★★★

    yes this is the second time i've watched this in a year, scroll down now

  • Venom: Let There Be Carnage

    Venom: Let There Be Carnage

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    you wanna seriously tell me not to give 5 stars to a movie that has this kind of package? y'all are boring
    "you are a bottom feeder"
    "you blow everything"
    woody harelson's character name was clitoris
    venom cuming ketchup on eddie
    "weirdos. my kind of people"
    "i am out of the eddie closet"
    CHICKENS
    "PLEASE COME OUT"
    "when you love someone......"
    tentacle porn 🐙
    a complete gay rom-com story ark