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maria has written 37 reviews for films rated ★★★★★ .

  • Parasite

    Parasite

    ★★★★★

    I'M SCREAMING I'M CRYING THIS IS THE BEST SHIT THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED THE FILM THAT TRULY MADE ME A CINEPHILE IS THE FIRST FOREIGN FILM TO EVER WIN BEST PICTURE WE WON bong can now finally go and drink his guts out, bless his heart

  • Parasite

    Parasite

    ★★★★★

    yup....... this is the best movie that has ever been fucking made

  • Jingle All the Way

    Jingle All the Way

    ★★★★★

    there is a scene in this masterpiece where arnold schwarzenegger almost says i am your father to jake lloyd. that's the shit george lucas saw and said "that's my anakin right there"

  • The Lighthouse

    The Lighthouse

    ★★★★★

    quentin tarantino: mmm feeeet 👅👣
    ingmar bergman: mmm haaands 🤲🤝
    robert eggers, an intellectual: mmm teeentacles 🐙🧜‍♀️

  • It's a Wonderful Life

    It's a Wonderful Life

    ★★★★★

    it's a wonderful movie

  • Portrait of a Lady on Fire

    Portrait of a Lady on Fire

    ★★★★★

    why make movies about men when you can just... do this instead?

  • Inland Empire

    Inland Empire

    ★★★★★

    i feel like david lynch is directing my life because nothing makes any fucking sense

  • L'Observateur

    L'Observateur

    ★★★★★

    best 3 minutes of my life probably

  • Cold War

    Cold War

    ★★★★★

    every other movie sucks now

  • Paths of Glory

    Paths of Glory

    ★★★★★

    can letterboxd release the option to give 6 stars already

  • 8½

    ★★★★★

    bitch even that title is meta, consider me shook™

  • Spirited Away

    Spirited Away

    ★★★★★

    imagine having the audacity of thinking this isn't the best movie ever made... the sheer wackness