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  • Drink Slay Love

    Drink Slay Love

    ★★★½

    A vampire novel about a vampire girl in high school that falls in love with a human, it’s Twilight in reverse! With a bunch of extra stuff thrown in to make the perfect YA fantasy novel. Combine that with a director that obviously knew the material needed to get some campy elements thanks to airing on Lifetime, and some actors delivering some neat performances (and a few skeletonizing the scenery every second they are on screen!), we get a surprisingly entertaining but incredibly cheesy flick with Drink Slay Love!

    tarstarkas.net/2017/11/drink-slay-love-review/

  • Dave Made a Maze

    Dave Made a Maze

    ★★★

    Sometimes life is a journey of frustration. Sometimes every direction you turn just ends up in the same dead ends, you feel like you are going no where and stuck in the same rut you’ve always been. Dave Made a Maze takes this and runs with it, throwing in some millennial angst to churn the butter. It isn’t just about a guy who made a maze out of cardboard. It’s about the passion of wanting to make your mark in…

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  • .com for Murder

    .com for Murder

    A nude hacker from the internet can only mean MURDER!! Also that the movie is probably bad, and since it's from Nico Mastorakis, it is! Huey Lewis bumbles around, but doesn't sing, and the lesson we all learn is never go on the internet!

    tarstarkas.net/2005/02/com-for-murder/

  • Three Giant Men

    Three Giant Men

    ★★★★½

    3 Dev Adam brings us El Santo and Captain America teaming up against the evil Spider-Man. You know that means it's a Turkish unauthorized film back when you could get away with stuff like this and not get your pants sued off! Spider-Man has ridiculous eyebrows and tortures people, but our heroes are up to the task of beating the crap out of him. Filled with lots of serial-inspired fights, 3 Dev Adam is lots of cool action and lots of cool weirdness, making it a winner for anyone who likes fun!

    tarstarkas.net/2004/08/3-dev-adam-aka-turkish-spiderman/