TarsTarkas has written 3 reviews for films rated ★★ .

  • Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    ★★

    Better than I expected but still way too safe trash. Watch The Mandalorian instead and just ignore the sequel trilogy.

  • Blood Surf

    Blood Surf

    ★★

    You all remember the time when all the crazy kids were Blood Surfing, it was the biggest rage this side of Sidehacking. Or maybe not. But the fools in this movie do it, and I will venture to say this is the greatest Blood Surfing movie of all time! It opens in a plane full of doofuses who are getting psyched up to try Blood Surfing at some remote island known for surfing. Blood Surfing is when you cut your…

  • Robo Vampire

    Robo Vampire

    ★★

    The cover of the video for this features Robocop Shooting Evil Vampire Demons. So it is a must get for that alone...o so you think, until you actually view the movie!!!

    tarstarkas.net/2004/06/robo-vampire/