Monster Trucks ½

I was not excited going into this movie, largely because it was 10 am on a Saturday morning, 10 miles from home, in 10-degree weather. But man, the kids right behind me walking into the theater were excited. They were having this conversation:

"Are you a monster truck?"
"I AM A MONSTER TRUCK!"
"Are you a MONSTER TRUCK?"
"I AM A MONSTER TRUCK!"
"ARE YOU A MONSTER TRUCK?"
"I AM A MONSTER TRUCK!"

As far as I could tell from looking, neither of them was a monster truck. Body dysmorphia keeps getting more complicated every year.