I'm sitting here trying to watch this but I have fucking a mouse scratching on the inside of my wall and I can't stop thinking about Jamie Lee Curtis' gray vagina hairs

Like a long, shitty(er) episode of Seinfeld

Was worth watching to hear Michael Caine talk about camel toes in a shitty American accent and to see Nick Cage get pelted with fast food.

Where do I go from here? Every movie I watch since then is shit. Everything I eat is bland and flavorless. The sun no longer shines. I haven't fed my cats in days. I'm not even sure if I ever had cats. My pubic hair is falling out. Everything I do isn't Tommy. Tommy is everything. Where do I go from here? It's tearing me apart.