• The Dark Red

    The Dark Red


    This is like if Kill Bill & X-Men had a retarded baby because it came out of the poop hole instead of the pussy hole

  • Backcountry



    The only bear I have to worry about in the suburbs is the fat guy on the corner wanting to slip it into my pink sock

  • The Endless

    The Endless



  • Guns Akimbo

    Guns Akimbo


    I want to be reincarnated as the silver tooth in Nix's mouth <3

  • Bit


    Turned it off when they called themselves "Bite Club", absolutely fucking not. I assume this only has above a one star average rating because of all the LGBT stuff, the letterboxd community is a load of shit

  • Amityville Island

    Amityville Island


    Made it 16 minutes in

  • The Stanford Prison Experiment

    The Stanford Prison Experiment


    The guards are like me as a little kid walking out of seeing TMNT in the theater, pretending I can suddenly spin kick

  • Jay and Silent Bob Reboot

    Jay and Silent Bob Reboot


    Kevin Smith acting was the worst part of this Kevin Smith movie

  • The Other Lamb

    The Other Lamb

    This is a cross between handmaid's tale, Lord of the rings, and a pair of women's pantyhose filled with baby diarrhea

  • Mud



    The movie where a little kid punches a bunch of adults and cries over a bum's girlfriend

  • Little Joe

    Little Joe


    "You little fairy, smelling on your flowers
    Nappy hairy chest, look it's Austin Powers"
    - Jonathan Davis, Korn

  • Yummy



    Wasted a funny dick on fire scene for this bland mess