The Movie Genius
Jackass: The Movie 2002
Girls will never understand the deep homo-erotic bonds of hurting yourself for fun with your boys
Lady in the Water 2006
This movie sucked the scrunt off my narf or whatever dumb fake bullshit they made up for this. This is M Night Shyamalan's Ready Player One if it was even worse nerd shit (thinking art is important). If you like this I think they should put you down like a dog.
Free Guy 2021
Saw this on the first showing at my theater possible because I don't know I guess secondhand Protestantism has lead me to believe that with life I should always experience at least a minor level of discomfort.
First thing you need to know about this movie is that to it's detriment it could not star anyone other than Ryan Reynolds. The guy who has become the living embodiment of the "so, that happened?" line. The man who is forgettably attractive…
Giving this a flat 3 because I'll level with you I took a lot of Delta-8 and when they started getting old it scared me and for a while I was convinced it would happen to me too. Not in the space to elaborate any further. M Night Shyamalan seems like a nice guy though so I hope this movie does well.