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  • Everything Everywhere All at Once
  • Rango
  • The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
  • Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

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  • M3GAN

    ★★★

  • The Menu

    ★★★★

  • The Swan Princess

    ★★

  • A Quiet Place Part II

    ★★★½

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  • M3GAN

    M3GAN

    ★★★

    AINT NO WAY SHE JUST STARTED SINGING TITANIUM TO SOOTHE A CHILD TO SLEEP LMAO

  • The Menu

    The Menu

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    “I think my eyes were bigger than my stomach… can I get it to go?”

    Pretty good! Went some unique and interesting directions I wasn’t expecting. A solid class commentary, simple and well delivered, like a classic cheeseburger with fries. I think I might have liked slightly more mystery about what was going on, but that’s a me thing.

    The performances are mostly solid, if a little standard, and some of the character writing left a bit to be desired in my opinion.

    Ralph Fiennes… why the hell is your name pronounced like that?

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  • Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery

    Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Steven Sondheim Among Us 😳

    Rian Johnson becomes more and more based with every single movie. Delightful performances, many “layers to be pulled back” if you’ll forgive the pun. A fantastic ensemble of nepotism-fueled brats and epicurean fools.

    Loving the trend of Blanc really acting as the aid/support for a secret, working class protagonist set against the backdrop of extravagant wealth.

    Just truly so excellent. I’ll take a dozen more please!!

  • Panman

    Panman

    ½

    This is movie is porn-level bad and I think I’d recommend basically everyone watch it?