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  • Solo: A Star Wars Story

    Solo: A Star Wars Story

    ★★★★

    After the horrible disappointment that was Rogue One, I was expecting the worse.
    I really enjoyed it, though.
    Like REALLY enjoyed it.
    Like, can I see it again?
    Like, thank GOD Rogue One was a bleep and not the beginning of a trend.

  • The Beach

    The Beach

    ★★

    FUCK LEO DICAPRIO AND HIS SMUG-ASS ATTITUDE!
    FUCK HIM RIGHT IN EVERY SINGLE ORIFICE OF HIS BODY!
    The worst part about this UNBELIEVABLY PRETENTIOUS TALE is that LEONARDO DICAPRIO DOESN'T EVEN FUCKING HAS THE DECENCY OF DYING IN THE END!

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  • Traffic Crossing Leeds Bridge

    Traffic Crossing Leeds Bridge

    ★★★

    Will the horse carriage ever get to its destination unscathed?
    We might never know. The sequel was never green-lit.

  • The Mad Scientist

    The Mad Scientist

    ★★★★

    Part of the No Rewatch November project.

    In which Superman decides that the best way to deal with a deathly electrical ray is by punching it.