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  • mother!

    mother!

    I like my coffee like I like my biblical allegory: Gross, overstimulating, and forced down my throat by Darren Aronofsky while my mouth is held open with a speculum.

  • Halloween

    Halloween

    ★★★★½

    Never will there ever be a more genre-defining film

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  • Widows

    Widows

    You’re telling me I’ll get my Viola Davis fix, Colin Farrell fix, and Daniel Kaluuya fix all in one movie? Damn straight

  • Justice League

    Justice League

    I don’t think I’ve ever been so bored in an action movie that I wanted to get up and walk out of the theater. Unfortunately, I stuck it through. Such an incredibly boring story. Batman and Superman were surprising (or maybe not surprisingly?) the two most boring characters. Aquaman was slightly less annoying than I expected. Barry Allen was somewhat entertaining but his comedy was painfully forced. Wonder Woman wasn’t nearly as cool as she was in the standalone film.…