I like my coffee like I like my biblical allegory: Gross, overstimulating, and forced down my throat by Darren Aronofsky while my mouth is held open with a speculum.
I don’t think I’ve ever been so bored in an action movie that I wanted to get up and walk out of the theater. Unfortunately, I stuck it through. Such an incredibly boring story. Batman and Superman were surprising (or maybe not surprisingly?) the two most boring characters. Aquaman was slightly less annoying than I expected. Barry Allen was somewhat entertaining but his comedy was painfully forced. Wonder Woman wasn’t nearly as cool as she was in the standalone film.…