assigning a numerical value to art is futile but for the most part movies are good, the idea of movies is good, and i like them

Favorite films

  • Amarcord
  • Blue Velvet
  • Under the Silver Lake
  • Primal

Recent activity

  • Planet Terror


  • Primal


  • Doctor Strange


  • The Lion King


Recent reviews

  • Planet Terror

    Planet Terror


    robert rodriguez is a living legend, this movie is incredible. i like his desperado movies and all but when he gets into these horror concepts like here and from dusk til dawn it really turns into something special. the absolute best kind of trashy, explosive, creative shit anyone could ask for. i saw a couple reviews describing this as “the kind of action movie that always gets parodied” which is hilarious to say about a parody film. this is clearly…

  • Primal



    just put tv shows on letterbox you cowards. there’s no reason to arbitrarily distinguish between shows that have one season and ongoing series. every episode of black mirror is on here too which is really stupid. why isn’t every episode of the twilight zone? 

    this show is great. one of the best animated series i’ve seen. constantly engaging and intense, and without any dialogue manages to characterize, get across some weird fucking concepts, and develop relationships and overarching themes and effectively build a world. also, the big blue guy in the monkey thunderdome looks exactly like the big blue guy terrorizing meg in disney’s hercules.

Popular reviews

  • Spider-Man: No Way Home

    Spider-Man: No Way Home


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I want to see Peter

    note : 1/2 star is me trying to compensate for the over 200 thousand five star reviews this movie is getting since it’s not literally the worst thing ever, but it definitely isn’t a real movie. an honest rating wouldn’t put it above 2 for me 

    god damn they’re scared of letting tom holland be alone for even a little bit. what a weird third movie in a series. for 2 and a half hours…

  • Scream


    0/10 not called “screamake”