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  • The Matrix

    The Matrix

    ★★★★½

    cant enjoy the first half of this film anymore cos im trying to pick up all the allegories and then they start relating to my life in my head and aaah fuck

  • Happiest Season

    Happiest Season

    ★★★★½

    i think if kristen stewart said "its too late" to me and resignedly walked away id also shatter into 60 000 pieces of glass

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  • Heat

    Heat

    ½

    dialogue is terrible line delivery is just awful and its got multiple vacuous het relationships that are just nauseating. 3 hours of my life wasted punctuated only by a 10 minute shoot out porno for gun shaggers. finally lost my patience just before the end. not even pacino shrieking about Charlene's rear can save this

  • Django Unchained

    Django Unchained

    ★★

    i was appalled when django was captured. why would they write that in. this film is almost constructed as an excuse to say the n word lots