• The Matrix

    The Matrix

    ★★★★½

    cant enjoy the first half of this film anymore cos im trying to pick up all the allegories and then they start relating to my life in my head and aaah fuck

  • Happiest Season

    Happiest Season

    ★★★★½

    i think if kristen stewart said "its too late" to me and resignedly walked away id also shatter into 60 000 pieces of glass

  • Wrong Turn

    Wrong Turn

    ★★★½

    i hope he got the job eventually

  • Django Unchained

    Django Unchained

    ★★

    i was appalled when django was captured. why would they write that in. this film is almost constructed as an excuse to say the n word lots

  • Mishima: A Life in Four Chapters

    Mishima: A Life in Four Chapters

    ★★★½

    interesting fella

  • Liverpool FC: Champions of Europe 2005

    Liverpool FC: Champions of Europe 2005

    ★★★★★

    flicked on by luis garcia HYPPIÄ
    OH WHAT A START, WHAT A START

  • Fish Tank

    Fish Tank

    ★★★★

    the aspect ratio makes the film so claustrophobic but gives it a kinda homemade quality and its so gooood

  • Monty Python and the Holy Grail

    Monty Python and the Holy Grail

    ★★★½

    yer ma smells like elderberreeeeez

  • The Godfather

    The Godfather

    ★★★½

    in two minds about this film.. it was certainly gripping but it definitely felt like a part one

  • Shaun of the Dead

    Shaun of the Dead

    ★★★★

    how did they base ed on my flatmate if the film is from 16 years ago

  • Heat

    Heat

    ½

    dialogue is terrible line delivery is just awful and its got multiple vacuous het relationships that are just nauseating. 3 hours of my life wasted punctuated only by a 10 minute shoot out porno for gun shaggers. finally lost my patience just before the end. not even pacino shrieking about Charlene's rear can save this

  • Revolution OS

    Revolution OS

    interested as to the fate of the deleted scene where stallman eats his foot fungus