Mongol General: Conan! What is best in life?
Conan: To crush your enemies. See them driven before you. And to hear the lamentations of their women.
Mongol General: That is good! That is good.
Me: Nah, it's watching Conan the Barbarian.
Conan: I'd like to change my answer.
I've probably seen this like 937 times, and more than half of those viewings were when I was around eight years of age. This film, as of 2020, hasn't aged a bit.…