Tears_in_Rain

Tears_in_Rain

Favorite films

  • Blade Runner
  • King Kong
  • The Terminator
  • Alien

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  • Hercules and the Lost Kingdom

    ★★★½

  • Targets

    ★★★★★

  • Hercules and the Amazon Women

    ★★★½

  • Satan's Slave

    ★★★

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  • Dynasty

    Dynasty

    ★★★★★

    Jozlyn brought this up with her, when she came to visit for a couple of weeks, so we could watch it together on my 3D TV, and holy shit is this a friggin' gem for 3D enthusiasts. God damn! In 2D, this is probably just another run-of-the-mill, old-school kung-fu flick. In 3D, this thing is a certifiable masterpiece. The 3D pops so fucking hard. It's just 90 straight minutes of swords and poles being thrust at you, various objects being…

  • It's a Wonderful Life

    It's a Wonderful Life

    ★★★★★

    Merry X-Men!!! 🎄 ⛄️ ❄️ 🎁

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  • Van Helsing

    Van Helsing

    ★★★★

    Look, can someone please explain to me why people still treat the Brendan Fraser Mummy movie much more kindly than this? They're both great action-adventure films based on the classic Universal Monsters, but The Mummy seems to get a pass, despite some distractingly dated CG, while Van Helsing gets unnecessarily shit on. Sure, it has some dated CG as well, though nowhere near as bad as in The Mummy (1999). This deserves better and y'all done it dirty.

    I think…

  • Suicide Club

    Suicide Club

    ★★★★

    In 1990, Sion Sono traveled to the US to study at UC Berkeley. He claims to have spent the entire time he was there (around 15 months) watching B-movies and porno films, at a rate of about 5 films a day. He decided, during this period, that he would return to Japan and make the kinds of films that Japan would hate. And so he did. From what I've heard, most Japanese people hate Suicide Club. Well, that's their loss…