• Tony (tectactoe)

    ★★★½

    [65]

    I was anticipating a nightmare after the hodge-podge opening sequence: a merry butler singing choppy showtunes while prepping meals, lovers who can’t decide whether to speak in French or English, and, capping it all off, a sudden overdose of needless shock-drama followed by what’s maybe the most unconvincing reaction to a gunshot I’ve witnessed. Should’ve had more faith in old Ernst, though; the attempted suicide is nothing but a façade, and what began as a digression too ghastly (not…

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