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  • Avengers: Infinity War

    Avengers: Infinity War

    ★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    With 2 of their 3 best films in the can in the last five months, and rounding the corner on both their 10th anniversary and the first half of their "series finale," the MCU stretches into a long, languid opera of a climax, confidently out-disassembling Bendis and out-grimdarking the DCEU (the latter, almost certainly, as little more than a matter of spite — better, even, in this than their Distinguished Competition). It ain't anything like fun and is the first…

  • Thor: Ragnarok

    Thor: Ragnarok

    ★★★★½

    SO HELP ME I AM NOT WALKING INTO THAT THEATRE TOMORROW NIGHT TO WATCH LOKI OR THOR DIE WITH MY OWN TWO EYES, OR TO SEE NEW ASGARD GET RIPPED IN HALF BY A GIANT PURPLE WEIRDO, NO I AM NOT

    IF THEY ALIEN3 THIS THING I'MA CHOKE A BITCH

    VAL BETTER BE FINE

    KORG BETTER BE FINE

    I ALSO ADMIT I MAY BE SLIGHTLY DISAPPOINTED IF THANOS IS NOT IN LOVE WITH HELA

    ANYWAY

    BYE

    GOOD NIGHT

    SWEET DREAMS ASGARD

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  • Annihilation

    Annihilation

    ★★★★

    If you accept that everything we know was created in history’s biggest explosion - how are you not terrified every single day of your life?

  • Ex Machina

    Ex Machina

    ★★★★½

    You know when you're lying in bed with your partner, and it's morning but you're not really up yet, and you look over at his or her head and just kind of have an out-of-body experience, where you realize that there's a brain inside that skull, a brain about the size of your two fists put together, and that brain is actually EVERY SINGLE THING about this person that you know and love and hate and everything else, and you…