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  • Little Italy

    Little Italy

    A magnificent experience. Which includes:

    - A double take that could have been better executed by an upside-down mop
    - Axis jumps so severe I became nauseous
    - A guy who pronounces it* "vangina"
    - A sex scene that sure seems like it's about to turn into a game of "I'll show you mine" between adults who have known each other since they were sibling-like children
    - A slow pan over to a pizza restaurant called "Sal's" at which point…

  • Annihilation

    Annihilation

    ★★★★

    If you accept that everything we know was created in history’s biggest explosion - how are you not terrified every single day of your life?