Teddy has written 6 reviews for films rated .

  • Cats


    Had to shut it off because my cat was in the room... far too graphic for her.

  • Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    I was ready to tell you that this is a 1 star because it ruined the franchise for me and not because it's actually that bad of a movie but NOOOOOOOOO. It really is that awful in almost every aspect. In a way, it's astonishing how this movie can just be horrendous at everything it attempts.
    So if you're here to see me praise the good things in this movie I'm sorry…

  • Playing with Fire

    Playing with Fire

    Realizing this was filmed in my home town was incredibly hard to stomach...

  • Tall Girl

    Tall Girl

    I started it...

    wait that doesn't mean I have to finish it right?

  • The Spy Next Door

    The Spy Next Door

    Jackie? More like Daddy

  • Dora and the Lost City of Gold

    Dora and the Lost City of Gold

    Why did I watch this?
    To laugh
    Did I laugh?
    Nope, not really... except when Dora got high

    love it when they put stuff like that into kids movies