As a child I was abandoned and raised by a carnival. They abandoned me as well and then I was raised by movies.

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  • Never Been Kissed

    Never Been Kissed


    This is every bit a crime movie as Goodfellas and A Clockwork Orange. So. Much. Crime.

  • Lincoln



    I think I'm going to cut out and export the audio of this movie so I can just listen to it humming along in the background whenever I please.

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  • Paddington 2

    Paddington 2


    Thanks, Paddington.

  • Enola Holmes

    Enola Holmes


    I liked that I could pinpoint the exact moment (1:26:24) that this cemented itself as a minimum 4 for Tom and Carney.