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  • Twilight

    Twilight

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    feel like pure shit just wanna go back to the night of november 21, 2008 to see edward cullen's face, huge for the first time again

  • 1917

    1917

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    the way roger deakins, george mackay, and thomas newman misconstructed and redefined what it meant to convey and obtain the concupiscent anomalistic clearance showing us that idiosyncrasy is ebulliently inevitable while simultaneously and continuously substantiating the superiority of men

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  • 1917

    1917

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    snuggled with my sick doggy after eating thanksgiving dinner (chinese takeout), turned on the tv, flipped through the channels, and saw that the Showtime premiere of 1917 was about to start in 4 minutes so what was i gonna do? say no?

    1917 - 917 = 1000th review
    (was trying to decide what movie would be my 1000th review but the movie gods decided for me i guess)

  • The Captive Heart

    The Captive Heart

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    the heart in question is mine.. and the culprit?? πŸ’“michael redgraveπŸ’“

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  • The King

    The King

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    robert pattinson: giant balls! tiny cock! huehehehe

    me: academy award!

  • The Sisters Brothers

    The Sisters Brothers

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    riz [to jake]: have we met before?
    me: YES ISSA NIGHTCRAWLER REUNION UP IN THIS BITCH! πŸŽ‰πŸΎ