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  Halloween 1978

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 13 Oct 2022

  picture so good it makes up for being a substitute teacher with the last name Myers.

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  Miami Vice 2006

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 19 Mar 2021

  hola chica bf hola chico gf

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  The Dark Crystal 1982

  Watched 28 Jan 2023

  not a fantasy guy at all but the world that Henson and Oz and all the designers and puppeteers create here is so absorbing. demonstrates that a movie can be great with nothing other than a bunch of weird little (and some big) freaks running around seemingly by magic. i want a landstrider.

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  Puss in Boots: The Last Wish 2022

  Watched 16 Jan 2023

  great baby movie. impressive drama. i laughed a bunch!

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  Suicide Squad 2016

  ★ Watched 04 Aug 2016 2

  the actual worst. wikipedia article after wikipedia article followed by dull set piece after dull set piece, all set to the laziest classic rock picks.

  one star because i kinda feel bad for everyone who was involved in this (except jared leto, of course) and i have a feeling all the memes that come out of this (joel kinnaman staring out a window devouring a chicken wing???) are going to be great.

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  Silence 2016

  ★★★★★ Watched 18 Jan 2017

  “Please, help me take away the sin. I will try again to be strong. “

  Faith is something that I’ve always wrestled with. I was raised as a Christian but it was a never a defining part of my life like many told me it should be. My family went to church occasionally, always on Easter and Christmas but never regularly, I spent some summers in vacation Bible school, and watched Veggie Tales from time to time but that was…