ian has written 3 reviews for films with no rating during 2014.

  • Nurse 3-D

    Nurse 3-D

    Between Paz de la Huerta's agonized acting and the incessant, horribly written VoiceOver, I could only last 20 minutes. First walkout of 2014.

  • Big Bad Wolves

    Big Bad Wolves

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    This is not meant to serve as a review; it's merely me jotting down some thoughts about this very problematic (for me) film.

    And this contains serious spoilers, like, spoil-y spoilers. So stop reading now if you don't wanna be spoiled.

    1. I crave ambivalence in films; I recoil if everything is black and white. That said, at some point ambivalence crosses a line into just being a mess. I really don't know what the filmmakers' intent was here. And…

  • Ender's Game

    Ender's Game

    I lasted 6 minutes.