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  • A Cure for Wellness

    A Cure for Wellness

    ★★★½

    it's like they got 3/4 of the way through filming the movie and someone walked on set and was like, "oh, awesome, this is a lot like shutter island" and then the director went home and watched shutter island and came back the next day, cracked his knuckles and said, "hold my beer."

  • Step Up 3D

    Step Up 3D

    ½

    The scene where the two leads, standing over an air vent, blow slurpee out of their straws and watch it float (?) into the air is probably the most important moment in cinematic history.

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  • Judge Dredd

    Judge Dredd

    ★★½

    I AM. THE LOUGH.

  • I Am Legend

    I Am Legend

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    This could have been a great vehicle for Will Smith. It has an excellent opening in a desolate New York City where we watch Will Smith, as Robert Neville, continue living despite the fact that he's going slightly mad due to isolation. Although the setting is changed, this portion of the movie accurately reflects the feel of the excellent (and short) book by Richard Matheson.

    Unfortunately, the movie starts to rapidly diverge from the book with terrible results. The most…