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  • Free Fire

    Free Fire


    This movie is fun. It's incredibly small, fast paced and comical.

    Ben Wheatley takes a simple premise and blows it out of proportion with characters too egotistical for their own good. Everyone is greedy, stupid, petty and arrogant, which makes for a surprisingly fun ride.

    I think Armie Hammer may have finally found his post Social Network place.

  • CHiPS



    Goddamn this movie was dumb. 

    This may have been one of the most horribly directed, fuckedly written piles of shit-squirts I've seen in a long time. No, seriously. The 50 Shades movies have better direction, and are at least accidentally comical.

    CHiPs seems more like Dax Shepard making a demo reel of himself riding a motorcycle, as well as a really long, poorly made Ducati commercial. It's not much of a film other wise. No one seems to give a…

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  • Under the Skin

    Under the Skin


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I took a day to ruminate on this film.

    That was a good idea.

    Scarlett Johansson has slowly, but surely proven herself to be a very capable actress. Her sexiness in this film is not heavy handed in the least, which I half expected. However, her performance is chillingly real and seductive. The use of real people and hidden cameras brings this story much closer to reality.

    Long shots, extremely wide shots, and the grey Scotland countryside give a subtle…

  • Transformers: Age of Extinction

    Transformers: Age of Extinction


    I won't say that it was good, or even that entertaining. It's a total turd. But, it's the Bayiest Micheal Bay movie ever Bayed. Which means it's nothing but one-liners and explosions. It's a good turn your brain off film. Nothing more. No real cinematic story. Just lots of splosions.