Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 02 Jun 2023

  AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I FUKKEN LOVE CARTOOOOOOOONS

  (ok real review I think I still liked the first one more but first off that movie is like actually perfect so not much of a knock and second this'll need a reevaluation when we get the other half because yeah when the credits hit a teenager a few rows back from me yelled "wait what the FUCK???")

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  Martyrs 2008

  ★★★½ Watched 31 May 2023

  starts off miserable and escalates from there into a crescendo of awful so deeply... well, at a loss for words to convey properly where the fuck this goes

Popular reviews

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  EO 2022

  ★½ Watched 28 Feb 2023

  I spent almost the entire runtime confused as to where this movie was going and what it was trying to say and then the very last scene bashes you over the head with some teenager-who-just-turned-vegan Meat is Murder bullshit, fuck off.

  Bonus star because the donkey was cute.

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  Barbarian 2022

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 13 Jan 2023

  I used to say that the best viewing experience for Barbarian was to go in blind but it turns out that's a lie; it turns out the best experience actually is doing a rewatch with a bunch of friends who are going in blind.

  Cackling like a goblin.