Bevan R. Clark

Bevan R. Clark Pro

How many birds can Amber Heard herd if Amber Heard heard she could herd birds?

Favorite films

  • Nashville
  • Happiness
  • The Player
  • The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!

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  • Cure

    ★★★★

  • Feels Good Man

    ★★★★

  • Unleashed

    ★½

  • The Matrix Revolutions

    ★★½

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  • The Anthrax Attacks: In the Shadow of 9/11

    The Anthrax Attacks: In the Shadow of 9/11

    Today’s teenagers will never understand the thrill of receiving anthrax in the mail, snorting a line and washing it down with a bottle of Jack Daniels. That’s how we rolled back in October, 2001.

  • Violation

    Violation

    ★★★

    Me watching a wolf devour a rabbit- “That is symbolism!”

    Me watching a spider trapped in a glass- “That is symbolism!”

    Me watching a huge boner- “That is a huge boner!”

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  • Cure

    Cure

    ★★★★

    A first time viewing for yours truly. Cure would make a good double bill alongside the recent Smile. I like how unsentimental and matter of fact all the mayhem and carnage plays out. Bodies fly out of windows, faces get ripped off in public bathrooms, people get bludgeoned with lead pipes. The Japanese sure know how to have a good time.

  • Unleashed

    Unleashed

    ★½

    Something of a curiosity as the only film Massive Attack have ever scored. Massive Attack, a band so respected they could have their pick of any filmmaker to collaborate with and so they went with Unleashed. Maybe they’re big Jet Li fans cause his physical prowess is the only reason to watch this film. It is idiotic on an epic scale, terribly acted and just looks like shit visually. Every costume, every set looks tacky. There’s a fight scene in…

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  • Life of Crime: 1984-2020

    Life of Crime: 1984-2020

    ★★★★★

    A deeply moving experience. I bet this will be mandatory viewing for students studying criminology all over the world. All the big issues are addressed here from the failures of the justice system, to the cycle of crime, the recidivism to rehabilitation. What caught me by surprise was just when you think someone has hit rock bottom, you soon discover the depths of rock bottom hit much deeper. 

    This was filmed over 36 years in a similar vein to the…

  • I Just Killed My Dad

    I Just Killed My Dad

    Hear me out- the title of this docuseries would be so much better if “LOL!” was added at the end after Dad.