Favorite films

  • Drive My Car
  • Petite Maman
  • 20,000 Days on Earth
  • The Bride of Frankenstein

Recent activity

  • Drive My Car


  • Love Actually

  • Home Alone

  • Parasite


Recent reviews

  • Drive My Car

    Drive My Car


    Elegant, restrained, poetic, beautiful, scenic, heartbreaking, empathetic, poignant, mild depression beard 

    Like a novel come to life, just perfect.

  • House of Gucci

    House of Gucci


    At one point Jeremy Irons gets to brutally rant at Jared Leto for being just incredibly mediocre and honestly it was the most cathartic thing in the world

Popular reviews

  • Portrait of a Lady on Fire

    Portrait of a Lady on Fire


    "No Charlie, there's no such thing as 'The Female Gaze'." Says the slimy University lecturer, known for getting a select couple students pregnant and buying them houses abroad.

    Christ I wish this film was out when he said that to me a few years ago.

    I'm not bitter or anything, I'm just incredibly bitter.

  • Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood

    Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood


    In a hurry? I've left a heading below for the "Quick Review" to skip to the nitty-gritty; though I recommend reading it all because I love myself.

    It took a while for this film to settle in my mind but once I gathered my thoughts I felt compelled to prioritise this review over the big pile that has amassed from the past few weeks.

    Personally, I'm not a huge Tarantino fan. I love 'Inglorious Basterds' and all his pre-Kill Bill…