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  • Fright Night
  • Jaws
  • Sideways
  • Planes, Trains and Automobiles

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  • 3 from Hell

    ★★½

  • Parasite

    ★★★★★

  • Two Evil Eyes

    ★★★★

  • It Chapter Two

    ★½

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  • 3 from Hell

    3 from Hell

    This was much more fun than Zombie's previous offering, 31, but I don't see any reason for it to exist. All plans probably should have been scrapped when Sid Haig's poor health was apparent because he was such a huge reason why the first two movies worked so well, and there weren't enough fresh ideas here to make up for his painful absence.

    The screenplay is unambitious and just sort of goes through the motions, making me wish that early…

  • Pet Sematary

    Pet Sematary

    ★★★★

    After seeing this movie, I assumed that the horror community was going to instantly deem it one of the best Stephen King adaptations, and so the wildly mixed reviews have been quite a surprise. The Zelda scenes are nowhere near as frightening as the original's, but in every other way it's a major improvement, especially in terms of acting. It's a suspenseful descent through unimaginable human grief and misery and so it's not the easiest film to endure, but it's…

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  • Terrified

    Terrified

    Currently streaming on Shudder, Terrified is the only movie I can recall that features not just a single haunted house, but three haunted houses all next to each other. It's suspenseful and engaging from start to finish, and the image of a little corpse boy who recently escaped from his coffin won't be leaving my head anytime soon.

  • Devil

    Devil

    This is a pretty solid thriller but there's one scene involving jelly on toast that's about the dumbest fucking thing I've ever seen in my whole life.