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  Unstoppable 2010

  Watched by Tessa Strain 25 May 2020 1

  What if that scene towards the end of Magic Mike XXL where Mike sits down with Tarzan and says “we haven’t really had our moment yet” but at high speed.

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  Knightriders 1981

  Watched by Tessa Strain 25 May 2020 1

  This movie is basically Lords of Dogtown about motorcycle LARPers starring an oddly dignified young Ed Harris and directed by George A. Romero and my question is where has it BEEN all my life

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  Splash 1984

  Rewatched by Tessa Strain 19 Apr 2020

  John Candy putting together a special little outfit to play racquetball and getting exhausted/disillusioned within five minutes and sitting down to have a beer and then getting back up with unearned confidence only to smack himself in the head with a ball is the most represented I have ever been onscreen.

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  Gilda 1946

  Watched by Tessa Strain 18 Mar 2020

  All Gilda knows is change outfits five times a day, flirt with everybody, brush her hair, put the blame on Mame, and lie.