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  • Unstoppable

    Unstoppable

    What if that scene towards the end of Magic Mike XXL where Mike sits down with Tarzan and says “we haven’t really had our moment yet” but at high speed.

  • Knightriders

    Knightriders

    This movie is basically Lords of Dogtown about motorcycle LARPers starring an oddly dignified young Ed Harris and directed by George A. Romero and my question is where has it BEEN all my life

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  • Splash

    Splash

    John Candy putting together a special little outfit to play racquetball and getting exhausted/disillusioned within five minutes and sitting down to have a beer and then getting back up with unearned confidence only to smack himself in the head with a ball is the most represented I have ever been onscreen.

  • Gilda

    Gilda

    All Gilda knows is change outfits five times a day, flirt with everybody, brush her hair, put the blame on Mame, and lie.